Goldilocks walked through the door. Had no idea what was in store.
3 chairs, 3 meals and beds galore. Its a good thing Goldilocks was a whore.

Cinderella was an ungrateful maid. Who hated the Lady of the House.
So Cinderella had the poor bitch framed. And acquired a princely spouse.

The Snow Queen was a frigid bitch. Who broke up a lovely pair.
She took what she wanted. And froze a few hearts. All with a single stare.
